It took about 15 minutes to write the test. Later, I found out it was a variation of a real psychological test, a MMPI, Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory. I went to the office where the gentleman that gave me the test was sitting. He took one look at the test and claimed that I had some very serious mental problems. I asked him, shouldn’t he actually score the test first.

He claimed that he had a lot of experience and he could tell that I had some very serious mental problems just by looking at the answer sheet. Then I asked him, “What kind of credentials do you have to make such an assessment?”

The next thing he said was, “Get out!”

I asked, “What about my mental problems? Aren’t you going to help me?”

I got another, “Get out!” and another two males showed up to escort me out of the building. Afterwards, I thought about the whole episode. I never saw the attractive girl that lured me in the first place. I was not being sarcastic ass but I did ask an intelligent question. I guess I was not good Scientology material, stupid was a lot of money.

I should give it another try. With almost 30 years under my belt, I should be able to advance a bit further into the indoctrination process without tripping off any alarms. I should be able to get as far as possible without spending any money. Unlike most other religions, Scientology requires a considerable outlay of cash to become “clear.”