Scrambling to find a hallowe’en costume?

Try going as Sarah Palin, because she is one scary bitch. Of course, don’t blame me if you don’t get let in to parties. Before you do that, chew on this: according to the Globe, Hallowe’en costume sales tend to be more accurate than most polls in predicting the election. Its impossible to verify amongst all the news and blogs bogging down the google machine, but if this is true, what the fuck is wrong with American politics that the scariest person usually wins?