I think this story speaks for itself:
A man was arrested in the Vancouver suburb of Surrey after he defecated on the seat of a car, wiped himself off with a Bible and then sought refuge in a nearby police vehicle.
All PZ Myers did was stick a rusty nail through a cracker and spill some garbage around it. I guess he should have just gotten drunk instead.
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Similar story, without the alcohol but with a well-known knight, gay rights activist, and actor.
BTW, congrats on setting the date. Don’t get much of an opportunity to speak to ye anymore, so figured I’d say that while I’m here.