Well, it did. Some suckers got all offended and has voted to change it to “believin’s”.
What you should do next time you’re on is go to settings -> Language and switch to “English (Pirate) BETA”, and then turn on the inline translator(the little blue globe in the bottom right) and vote up the proper translation.
Now Avast ye Terahertz Hoards! ]]>
Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
As a special tribute, I want to make ye all aware of the Computer Engineers of the University of Alberta. They be the rowdiest crew of plunderers since the Last Saskatchewan Pirate (see the video).
Doubt my words about the mighty CompEs? Just watch the video below (2 parts):
As a final word, any buccaneers that be reading this in the area of Edmonton should do well to drop by Dewey’s on campus after 15h00 and visit the Pastafarians of the UofA Atheists and Agnostics.
Until next year, keep plundering the booty!
]]>This was all intentional! The point of the video was satire, and the target was Ben Stein and the Discovery Institute‘s upcoming Expelled trailer. They take clips from leading”darwinists” and show nice long interviews from IDers. In the spirit of satire I chose to do the same, giving pro-FSMers a long speech and quote-mining the “darwinistic” supporters.
However, I choose to do one more thing to poke at Expelled – I’ve now released all the interviews to YouTube completely UNCUT! Let’s see the Discover Institute’s full interviews online (with the false premises exposed).
So here they are (in order of most to least misrepresentation):
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]]>Mine was: “That’s not lightening that’s His Noodly Appendage Captured on film. RAmen.”
]]>On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
According to Wikipedia, the song was originally written by folk performer Tom Glazer in 1963. Apparently some of his later hits attempted to teach science through folk music to young children. This all makes me wonder, was good old Tom an early prophet for the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Could he have been telling a tale of the FSM that had been given to him in a dream, or otherwise? Perhaps we’ll never know, but I believe that Tom was touched by His Noodley Appendage.
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